Chapter 398: Filial Piety Plan
Chapter 398: Filial Piety Plan
The good news is that compared to the people around him, he is the yandere son.
The bad news is that he is the son of a yandere.
Good news, Qin Youyou had read a book in a bookstore before: "One Hundred Ways to Deal with Yandere"
Bad news, she hasn't opened it yet.
Good news, Qin Youyou has also read some short and crappy novels with yandere male protagonists, and she opens them to read, especially the climax parts.
Bad news, the only way for the heroine to get the hero is to do it.
……
Qin Youyou's brain was about to smoke, but she couldn't think of a way to get rid of her yandere look.
Anya didn't give her much time, she took out the shiny handcuffs and gently stroked them with her fingertips.
He smiled faintly and said, "Dada, don't be impatient. Once the zombies have dealt with the messengers, they will start dealing with you."
Qin Youyou pointed at the handcuffs and sniffed aggrievedly: "You don't love me, it's not pink."
Anya was stunned.
She quickly put the handcuffs away, feeling a little ashamed. "I really don't know when you, a boy, started to like pink. I'll change it later."
Behind him, the Corpse King picked up Luo Xie who was blown away, turned him over and rode him like a horse, spanking his butt again and again.
It was so majestic, with the appearance of a corpse king.
By the way, he was also commanding his younger brothers in a slurred voice: "Ang, ang ang ang!"
"Oh, oh oh na!"
"Oh hey hey hey hey!"
“Ahhhhhhhhhh!”
Luo Xie was ridden by the Corpse King, who was stronger than him. He was suppressed so tightly that his handsome face became distorted.
She let out a piercing scream: "Ah, damn zombies, ah! Damn bitches, you have humiliated me so much, you must not die a good death!"
He roared at Qin Youyou again: "Wadasi, you idiot, the Holy Light Temple has all the means, don't even think you can escape!"
Qin Youyou broke out in a cold sweat.
Luo Xie was right. Her great cause had not yet been completed. She had just become a messenger of God, and her "career" was at its peak. How could it be destroyed by Anya?
"Kill her and save us, and you will still be the envoy of the Holy Light Temple!"
The other gods and zombies were fighting with each other, and they all echoed: "Yes, your mother is a crazy woman, she will only drag you down!"
"Although she is your mother, a real man should have lofty ambitions and hold power! Blood ties are nothing to worry about. The so-called mother-son relationship is nothing but the fate bound by the umbilical cord!"
"Being cruel today and exchanging it for thousands of years of happiness in the future is better than being hunted by the Holy Light Temple for the rest of your life!"
Qin Youyou shrank her neck and said, "Gentlemen, shut up now. You really think highly of me."
Anya's hand touched Qin Youyou's back.
"Dada, you wouldn't do that, would you?"
"You love your mother, right?"
Qin Youyou was sweating profusely.
What is a yandere?
A yandere is a psychopath who can eat her own son and call it the warmth of her stomach!
She had no doubt that if she showed even the slightest hint of murderous intent, Wen Ya would chop her into pieces and eat her alive.
Moreover, she couldn't do anything to Anya. This poor woman had been tortured to the point of insanity, which reminded her of her equally crazy mother. This made her uncomfortable and made her hate the Temple of Holy Light even more.
She nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and her words of confession came out of her mouth like a cannonball. Her literary talent had never been so outstanding in her life:
"Mother, how can you question me! You are like the moon in the sky, shining on me. You are like firewood in winter, warming me. You are like, like..."
She was at her wit's end, scratching her head. Then, an idea struck her. She held Anya's corpse-spotted hands and sang affectionately:
"Listen to mom and don't let her get hurt. I want to grow up quickly so I can protect her..."
"The smile of a super idol is not as sweet as yours, and the sunshine at noon in August is not as dazzling as you..."
"When the sun no longer rises, when the earth no longer rotates, when spring, summer, autumn and winter no longer change, when all the flowers and trees have withered, I still cannot leave you, I cannot leave you. Your smile is the greatest attachment of my life..."
Anya covered her mouth in disbelief as she listened to these moving tunes, her eyes sparkling with surprise.
She didn't expect that her fake son loved her so deeply.
She thought it was all an act, but at this moment, she actually saw some truth.
It turns out that it was not just her wishful thinking, it turned out that it was a two-way relationship!
These songs seemed to have a magical power that soothed Anya's anxious heart. Tenderness overflowed from her eyes, and the corpse spots on her face slowly faded...
Suddenly, Luo Xie next to him roared: "Wadasi, what the hell are you doing!"
His butt was already swollen from being whipped by the Corpse King. If Wadasi continued to hold back like this, his dignity and masculinity would be destroyed along with his butt!
Luo Xie's roar was earth-shaking, standing out from the noisy fighting and successfully pulling Anya back from her intoxication.
Her expression changed, the tenderness she had shown before quickly disappeared, and the corpse spots on her face instantly deepened.
"Dada, be good and don't listen to their nonsense. You agreed to listen to your mother." Her voice was cold and her eyes were as cold as the tongue of a poisonous snake.
Qin Youyou choked.
I hated Luo Xie so much that my teeth were itching.
Damn it, doesn’t he see that he is using the “filial son plan”? As long as he can fool Anya into losing her way, then she will do whatever he says, right?
I was singing at the climax when I was interrupted by this idiot Luo Xie. Well, all my efforts were wasted.
Seeing that he couldn't fool Anya, he had to think of another way.
The control of the zombies is in Anya's hands.
But the messengers of God cannot die, she still has important things to accomplish!
Killing Anya? That didn't go along with her values.
Suddenly, Qin Youyou saw the little zombie boy standing in the corner, watching the show with his hands in his pockets.
His eyes were shining with excitement, and he clapped his hands with joy when he saw his father riding a big horse.
Qin Youyou was stunned.
From previous observations, the consciousness of the Corpse King and this little zombie seemed to be a little clearer than that of all other zombies.
Plus, the corpse king seems to be able to control the zombies, and he seems to be a fool...
Qin Youyou made a prompt decision!
Although she really didn't want to do such a shameless and foolish thing, she had to make a decision and she would know if it would work by giving it a try.
With a flash, she appeared behind the little zombie and grabbed his neck.
He looked at the Corpse King and said, "Stop it, or I'll strangle him to death!"
In an instant, the entire cellar was silent.
The Corpse King was stunned for a few seconds, then rode on Luo Xie's back and clamped his legs together.
The old horse under him was very sensible and immediately turned its head towards Qin Youyou.
The Corpse King's eyes rolled around.
An indistinct sound came out of his mouth: "Yo ho ho ho ho!"
The zombies jumped up again, beating, oh no, kicking the gods' messengers crazily.
They didn't use their hands, only their feet.
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