mtlumby2d Chapter 294 Because I am the Pig Man
Chapter 294 Because I am the Pig Man
Xiaoxiao: "Then what you said is not right! The original meaning of this sentence should be that it is difficult for all pets and villains to cultivate a noble spirit and maintain their body, mind and life. So when dealing with them, you must know how to be close to them. If you are too close, you may be impolite, and if you are too far away, you may easily cause resentment."
Nursery Rhyme: "Well, there are many interpretations of this sentence now, and there are all kinds of interpretations, but none of them have the meaning that Yassen said."
Jiuli: "Well, Yasen is wrong."
Yassen: "..."
"Okay! I was wrong!"
Xiaoxiao: "Ok, let's each ask 3 questions, and the family that can't answer them will have to swipe 30 Huazi."
Yassen: “Okay.”
Jiuli: "I'm fine."
Nursery Rhyme: “Okay.”
Xiaoxiao: "I'm number one, I'll go first."
"0000, guess an idiom."
Nursery rhyme: "All four are empty!"
Xiaoxiao: “Correct!”
木木赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
崩坏的维C赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Xiaoxiao: "Next question: 1111, guess an idiom."
Nursery Rhyme: "One of a kind!"
木木赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
崩坏的维C赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Xiaoxiao: "Haha, this is the last question! Someone!"
Yasen: "Come on! I don't believe it! How can I not answer a question?"
Xiaoxiao: "The last question: 9999, guess an idiom."
This time, Jiuli was the first to answer: "It's absolutely safe!"
Xiaoxiao: “Correct!”
Yassen: "..."
"Ahem, actually, it's not that I don't know how to do it! It's just that you guys answered too quickly!"
琳琳赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
周周赠送阿谣嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Jiuli said calmly: "Well, it's my turn to ask, I'll go slow."
Yasen: "Yes, go slower, I'm fine."
Jiuli: "I also know a few similar questions. Guess an idiom."
Nursery rhyme: "Three or five come in groups."
"correct."
天微赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
喜乐安康赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Jiuli: "1+2+3, what idiom is that?"
Xiaoxiao: “One after another!”
"correct."
南山的川赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
[Mumu: Haha, Yasen you...]
[Linlin: Stop talking, give the child some face.]
Yasin: "...Family, I'm sorry! I made you spend a lot of money."
[Tianwei: Haha, it’s okay, don’t feel any pressure. It’s just 30 Chinese taels.]
[Nanshan Dechuan: That’s right! It’s drizzling.]
Yasin: "You are so nice..."
予你赠送阿谣嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
[Su Ning: I see, for A Yao and Xiao Xiao, this is not a competition of who can think faster, but a competition of who can speak faster! Who can give the answer faster!]
[Xiaobai: Haha, I feel like Yasin is about to cry?]
Nursery Rhyme: "No, he can't cry."
Jiuli: "2468, guess an idiom."
Nursery rhyme: "Nothing is unique."
"correct!"
Xiaoxiao: "Oops, I'm slow."
Nursery rhyme: "Hey, thank you, thank you~"
木木赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
唐尸三摆手赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Yasen changed his previous decadence and said, "Oh my goodness, it's finally my turn!"
Nursery Rhyme: "Well, go ahead."
Yassen: "Which three letters are thieves most afraid of?"
Nursery Rhyme: "i, c, u."
Xiaoxiao: “Why?”
Yasen: "I see you! You must be afraid of being caught if you steal something! Who on earth just said that he is smart? You can't even answer such a simple question?"
Xiaoxiao: "Um...Aren't you the one who keeps saying that you are smart?"
Yasin: "...Hehe, oh, me? Misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."
Jiuli: "..."
[Mumu: Haha, it’s okay, I can just embarrass myself today~]
[Linlin: It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay…]
Yasen quickly changed the subject: "Those who didn't answer, hurry up and get the points!"
林虞赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
竹风赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
"Ok, question two: How do you tell the difference between an octopus's hands and feet?"
Jiuli: "Fart for it to smell, and the one covering its nose is your hand."
Yassen: "Hey! It's not difficult for you guys, huh?"
JSY赠送阿谣嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
香巧赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
"Last question: Who in the world gets old all of a sudden?"
Everyone reacted to this question for a while.
"Huh? You can't answer? Then shall I start the countdown?"
Nursery Rhyme: "Bride."
"Why?" Xiaoxiao wondered.
"Because the bride will be called wife after marriage."
Yassen: “Correct answer!”
Xiaoxiao: "Tsk tsk, how come I can never beat A-Yao in anything!"
Jiuli: "Well, she is too strong!"
U一丝赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
喜乐安康赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Nursery rhyme: "Question: What idiom is 9 inches + 1 inch?"
Yassen: "You're pushing it further!"
"Congratulations, Yassen!"
Xiaoxiao: "What a great joy!"
Yassen: "It's not easy! I broke 0!"
Jiuli: "Haha, congratulations!"
崩坏的维C赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
唐尸三摆手赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
"Do you know why I can always spot you in the crowd?"
Xiaoxiao: "Did you install a tracking device on me?"
"wrong."
Jiuli: "I dress differently."
"wrong."
Yasin: "Why?"
Nursery Rhyme: "Because I am the Pig Man."
"What happened to Spider-Man?"
Nursery rhyme: "The one who knows is Zhi, pig, and hero."
Yasin: "...I just asked unnecessary questions!"
琳琳赠送亚森嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
fame赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
“Which car is the longest?”
Yassen: "I know this! Traffic jam!"
"answer!"
Several people applauded him...
Yasen was beaming: "Let it go, haha, you're making a fuss out of nothing! Isn't this a very normal thing!"
fame赠送九黎嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
喜乐安康赠送潇潇嘉年华*1*2*3...*28*29*30（钻）
Xiaoxiao: "Today's intelligence test has come to an end. See you next time."
Nursery Rhyme: "Do you want to sing an unforgettable tonight?"
"Okay! Then let them sing! They have the least answers!"
Yasen gnashed his teeth and said, "...Okay! You really have to find a reason to embarrass me!"
Yasen/Jiuli: "I will never forget this night. I will never forget this night."
Regardless of the ends of the earth
China embraces each other thousands of miles apart
Wish the motherland well and the motherland well..."
Xiaoxiao: "It sounds good! It sounds very good!"
A few people quarreled for a while before hanging up the call.
"Let me sing a song for you~"
"I'm just laying on the floor again
Can't be bothered to get up now
I wouldn't care
If I never get up again
I don’t want to...”
[Meng Meng: I saw the sunset and the night wind pulling each other, and a lot of sunset glow came out of her bag.]
[Guan Guan: This song is really lazy and a little psychedelic...]
[Xiaobai: After listening to this song, I suddenly want to watch Tokyo Love Story again!]
[The seventh day: I will go and see it too.]