Chapter 480 Wendy: Life is full of pitfalls (4000)
Chapter 480 Wendy: Life is full of pitfalls (4000)
After seeing Lin Mao's news, Funina was full of questions.
"What do you want from me?"
"Little cakes! I've long wanted to try the little cakes that the Water God often eats. What do they taste like?"
Funina looked at the table next to her, on which was a piece of cake of which she had eaten most, with only a small piece left.
I said in the chat group somewhat awkwardly: "This...I'm afraid we'll have to wait until tomorrow."
Because they are limited in quantity, today's small cakes have been sold out.
"Have you finished your portion for today?"
"without……"
"That's it."
"..."
after a while.
'Funina' stood by the window and stuck her head out, with a smile on her face, and shouted into the distance: "Hello! Fontaine! Hahahaha!"
"Ms. Funina?"
"Lord Water God!"
"Ms. Funina seems to be in a good mood today..."
"Ms. Furninna! Will you go to the trial today?"
"Water God! Please bless me to successfully find my way out of being single!"
"..."
A simple shout caused Fontaine to fall into a brief chaos, but since Fontaine was not as difficult to see as other gods.
This chaos quickly dissipated on its own, without the need for external maintenance.
"What on earth is going on?!"
As usual, everyone will make this exclamation when experiencing this kind of thing.
After attracting the attention of countless Fontaine people, Lin Mao slowly retracted his head, took off the top hat on his head, checked it, and put it back on.
Listening to the sound in my ears that only I could hear, I replied:
"What else could it be? Of course I've become the water god of Fontaine!"
'You! You lied to me again!'
Finina seemed to understand something and glared fiercely at the demon that occupied her body.
The anger that had dissipated reappeared in my heart.
As if he had sensed what she was thinking, Lin Mao felt that he must explain it quickly, otherwise he might be criticized by Alicia and others again.
He laughed and said, "Just kidding, just kidding. Have you forgotten what I just said? I am here to increase the credibility of my identity as the 'Water God'."
"The reason why it turned out like this... is just due to my ability."
Say it.
Feel the power in your body right now.
Looking out at the water in the distance and feeling the power flowing through his body, Lin Mao had a feeling.
It seemed that as long as he thought, all the water in Fontaine would change according to his thoughts.
Thinking of this, Lin Mao looked at the water surface with a fixed gaze. The next second, the water began to change according to his thoughts.
The sea water is restless and agitated, as if trying to break free from the constraints of gravity and break out of the earth.
After relaxing my thoughts, the restless sea water calmed down.
At the same time, in addition to Funina's voice, I seemed to be able to hear the voices of the people of Fontaine.
Everything they thought, imagined, and desired came into his ears.
"Whoo~"
Lin Mao took a deep breath. This performance was somewhat beyond his expectations.
I thought it just enhanced the use of some elemental forces.
For example, like Ying, he obtained seven elemental powers and was enhanced accordingly.
Unexpectedly, he actually gained the power of the water god directly.
But this is also true. Although Finina is a human, the human side of her was split off by the water god Fukalos.
Because after installing Lin Mao's plug-in, it is not surprising to activate the power of the water god.
If you insist, he is the god of water.
"What's going on? I feel dizzy..."
Finina's voice sounded, revealing a hint of confusion.
She also saw clearly what Lin Mao had just done, and the sea in the distance moved with his thoughts.
Countless whispers sounded in my ears. When I listened carefully, they were there, and when I didn't pay attention, they were gone.
Is this his power, or... my own power?
No, it's impossible. I'm just an ordinary person. Even if I can live for hundreds of years, it's only because of the real water god Fucaros.
How could I possibly possess such powerful strength?
She doesn't even have the Eye of God now.
Lin Mao flicked the brim of his top hat and raised his hand. In his hand, he held something that looked like a scepter but was actually a sword.
"What's going on? Don't you understand, Furninna? This is the power that the 'Queen of Waters' should have."
"But I am just a mortal, pretending to be a god... I understand, these must be your power, you want to use this method to make my identity as the water god more reliable and credible."
After listening to Funina's analysis, Lin Mao shrugged and said, "Whatever you think."
Compared to the others, the water god of Fontaine was destined to die.
Until he finds another solution.
Therefore, it is difficult for Funina to truly possess this power. At most, she can only possess the Eye of God and obtain the power of the top 'original god'.
And it was not like now where we can control the sea water at will.
In his current state, it is not impossible for him to destroy a country by himself.
"What are your plans for today?"
Lin Mao nodded to the passing fans of Funina while asking Funina.
You know how to arrange for me to show off... ahem, how to gain the reputation of the Water God.
Fernina recalled: "It's afternoon now. I'm going to have afternoon tea, then go to the opera house to watch the afternoon trial, then have dinner, go shopping, and then go to bed."
It seems that the only time you can show off is at the opera house.
After all, there were more people at that time.
Lin Mao couldn't help but sigh, "The thing I'm not good at is pretending to be awesome. I mean showing off in front of others... What should I do to make others more convinced of Funina's identity as the Water Goddess..."
suddenly.
Sensing the presence of a familiar aura in Fontaine Court, Lin Mao stopped and looked in that direction, and a green figure flashed by.
"The wind of freedom blows to the land of justice."
He smiled, as if he knew what to do.
All it takes is a small conflict.
If the people of Fontaine see his power as a god, then his identity as the God of Water will naturally become more solid.
So reliable that no one would doubt it.
But if we do this, will the prophecy become invalid?
Lin Mao began to think.
After all, the identity of the goddess Furninna was questioned, which meant that the prophecy officially began.
If the identity of the goddess Fernina will never be doubted, does that mean that the prophecy cannot be carried out?
"Boring."
Lin Mao quickly gave up thinking and jumped out of the open window in front of everyone.
Everyone present was shocked.
When they ran to the window and saw Funina appear on the street unharmed, everyone remembered one thing.
Funina is the god of Fontaine. This height may be very dangerous for humans, and there is a high probability of death on the spot if they jump down.
But how can Furninna, who is a god, be compared with humans?
Since when did their subconscious minds treat Funina as a mortal like themselves?
……
"Hehehe, let me taste the wine from Fontaine and see how it differs from Mondstadt."
The green figure walked straight towards the tavern in Fontaine.
When passing by a street, my attention was attracted by the noisy crowd. In the middle of the crowd stood a girl with blue hair.
From the shouts of the crowd, we can learn that the girl's name is Funina.
"Funina? The water goddess of Fontaine?"
Thinking of this, Wendy lowered her hat and quickly slipped away from the side.
He didn't want to be discovered by the gods of other countries. He came here just to drink and would leave after drinking.
I don't want to cause any more trouble in this process.
"What is this thing?"
Lin Mao looked at the ticket he had drawn, which seemed to be a ticket to the opera house.
Since when do you need a ticket to watch a trial?
'No, the work of the opera house is not only to judge prisoners, sometimes there will be theater troupes performing on site, and then you need to buy tickets.'
Funina answered Lin Mao's questions.
'To be honest, I quite like watching it. At least it's more interesting than the same old trials.'
"So this is a ticket to the troupe's performance?"
As soon as I asked this question, someone answered it immediately.
"Lady Fininna, you have a fixed seat, so you probably don't know that you don't need to pay for tickets to watch the trial, but if you want to sit up high, you will need to pay extra."
Lin Mao played with the ticket in his hand and joked, "If you want to sit up high, you need to pay? Does that mean you can also sit in the judge's seat as long as you have enough money?"
Seeing that the others were so frightened that they dared not speak, Lin Mao came to his senses at this time. It seemed that it was not suitable for him to make such a joke in his current identity.
Telling such a joke might scare others to death.
"It's just a joke, don't mind it, but I really want to take the position of Inquisitor... I've decided!"
Lin Mao turned around and said in a solemn voice, like a judge announcing the final result: "Today's trial will be conducted by me! The God of Justice Fukaros will serve as the judge and personally judge the many evils!"
"This little girl is quite playful."
Wendy pricked up her ears and heard the chaos coming from behind her, then lowered her head and continued on her way.
Soon, a figure passed by him, seemingly intentionally and yet unintentionally.
"I have no use for this thing... I'll give it to you."
Suddenly a ticket was thrust upon her. Wendy stopped and looked at the girl in front of her. Not sure if she recognized her, she asked tentatively:
"Funina... Sir, why did you give me the things?"
"You know me? It seems that my reputation is so great that travelers from other countries know it well."
Lin Mao pretended to be surprised at first, then he murmured:
"As for why? Well... does it count because I like you?"
"..."
Do whatever you want, this is Wendy’s first impression of the current water god of Fontaine.
After separating from the girl, Wendy looked at the ticket in her arms, wondering whether she should go.
Soon, he came up with the answer, "Go!"
But you can't go there with this image, you have to make some disguise, at least so that the other party can't recognize you.
'Who is that person?'
Fonina asked.
Compared to the 'ordinary person' Wendy, Funina, a professional actress who has performed for hundreds of years without revealing her true colors, saw through Lin Mao's poor performance at a glance.
He deliberately gave the ticket to the other party.
Speaking of tickets, Funina felt a pang of pain.
No wonder Lin Mao always emphasizes not to touch the chat group’s lottery system.
Just the Fontaine's roulette-wheel lottery method consumed Mora, which far exceeded the value of the item itself, to win the lottery.
Of course, there are a few lucky ones.
But Furninna didn't think that person would be herself.
From today on! Quit smoking!
"Are you addicted to lottery? Why do you want to quit?" Lin Mao complained.
The person who should quit smoking the most right now should be Mebius. Ever since that guy bought out several lottery draws, he has been clamoring for tasks to be sent out via the chat group every day.
You can buy lottery tickets from other people.
He looked as if he was hoping to draw a card.
From this point of view, the probability that Mebius will join Orange means that he will start to become unlucky.
Then, Lin Mao answered Funina's question about the identity of the person just now.
"Wendy, the bard of Mondstadt."
'...'
That's it?
Funina didn't believe Lin Mao's nonsense. He was just an ordinary bard, which was not enough to make Lin Mao make such a big fuss.
She just saw that the veins on Lin Mao's hands were bulging as he turned the roulette wheel, and he looked like he wanted to tear the wheel apart.
Fortunately, he held back in the end, because the flower was not his Mora...
There was a slight pain in my chest.
'You would do that to a simple bard, and give him tickets to the opera?'
"Don't worry. In addition to being a bard, he has another identity."
Lin Mao said calmly, "Barbatos, the wind god of Mond."
"What did you say?! Barbatos, the god of wind?!"
When Furninna heard about Mond’s gods from Lin Mao, she thought a lot in an instant.
What was he doing in Fontaine?
Are you here to gather intelligence and prepare for Mond's future attack on Fontaine?
You can't come all the way to Fontaine just to buy some wine, right?
Although Lin Mao said in the group that Fengshen was a scoundrel and a loser, Funina never believed these remarks.
How can a dignified god be a scoundrel or a weakling?
He must have some ulterior motive for appearing in Fontaine!
"Lin Mao!" Furninna shouted anxiously, "Go and tell Villette the news. He will take care of it."
Lin Mao looked a little strange, not understanding why Funina was suddenly so anxious.
"That guy probably just sneaked to Fontaine to buy some wine. You don't need to react so strongly."
"It can't be that simple! Isn't there a place in his own country where he can drink?"
You know, Mond's wine is very famous in the whole of Teyvat. Does he need to travel all the way to Fontaine to drink?
Which god is so idle?
Lin Mao answered honestly, "Mondstadt and Liyue, both of them are quite idle right now."
"Besides, don't worry. I know Wendy well. She's harmless."
"Besides... today's trial is still waiting for him to attend."
"You want to..."
Hearing Lin Mao say this, Funina instantly knew what he was going to do.
'You wish to judge a god?'
Indeed, if one wants everyone to agree with his title of Water God, nothing would be more convincing than judging a god from another country.
just.
"Will Mond not pursue this matter?"
"The Wind God was wrong to sneak into Fontaine. What legitimate reason does Mond have to pursue him? It's not like he killed his god."
【Ding dong! 】
Kiana: @Lin Mao, my aunt wants to talk to you about something. Are you free now and can you come over?
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