mtlumby2d Chapter 485: Funina: What kind of super-baby monster is this? (4000)
Chapter 485: Funina: What kind of super-baby monster is this? (4000)
The next day, Luofu Fairy Boat.
Lin Mao stood on the windowsill, with his back to Qingque, revealing a lonely and arrogant figure.
"Remember, from now on, you owe me 200,000 credit points."
The girl clutched the quilt to cover her body, bit her lips tightly, and showed an expression of humiliation.
But soon, the sheet that was used to protect her last bit of dignity was also taken away, revealing her... the Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf painted on her two thighs.
This is Lin Mao's masterpiece of the whole night.
"Wow, wow, wow... How can I face people from now on~"
Looking at the two inhuman patterns on his thighs, Qingque pursed his lips, looking as if he was seeking death.
"You can't put on pants?"
Regarding the Qingque drama spirit being possessed and performing there, Lin Mao's eyes were calm, "Besides, the marker I used is not the kind that is difficult to wash off. At most, I can help you rub it off when you take a shower at night."
When Qingque heard that Lin Mao wanted to help him rub it off, he immediately returned to normal and waved at him.
"Forget it! Let it disappear naturally."
If you want to rub off this newly painted thing, you'll probably have to peel off a layer of skin.
She didn't want to suffer.
At worst, I can just do as Lin Mao said and wear pants instead of skirts during this period.
After punishing Qingque, Lin Mao called out to the chat group to see what others were talking about while he was away.
Alicia: Have you heard?
Ying: There's a strange guy wandering around in Benlang Territory?
Estelle: ...
Alicia: What are you talking about? I mean papaya can enlarge breasts.
Mebius: Believe in science, Alicia, believe in science.
Mebius said earnestly.
Ester: All indicators of the human body are recorded in the genes. Except for the possibility of failure to grow to a complete body due to malnutrition, other normal methods cannot break through one's own limits.
Unless one uses methods such as body modification, or seeks the power of "abundance".
The "abundance" symbolizing life should be able to achieve simple "breast enlargement".
That’s the price…
Countless destroyed and dim planets have already revealed the ultimate fate of abundance.
Either it crashed early under the arrows of the "Hunter", or it was turned into a flesh and blood planet under the power of "Abundance", and then was discovered and destroyed by the "Hunter".
This is basically the fate that is destined to come when one touches "abundance".
However, if someone tells others that he joined "Feng Rao" for the purpose of "breast augmentation" and became a Feng Rao citizen, he will probably become a world-famous figure.
No! It's a couple that will become big names like that!
One that is far superior to the Star Core Hunter!
Kiana: I remember you were big enough, right? You don't need to get bigger, right?
Alicia: Well~it’s not me, it’s a friend of mine.
Xing: I understand, I understand. I have a friend, right?
Alicia: No kidding, it’s really a friend of mine, um, a friend I just met today.
Then Alicia briefly explained in the group what had happened to her today.
After breakfast, I went to the city to find MEI and asked her to be careful during this period and try to go out less.
Then he went to meet with the supplier who had reached a cooperation with Mobius, also known as the Big Snake in Lin Mao's mouth, to purchase a batch of new equipment.
"Then on the way back, I saw a girl being robbed. Hehehe, she was saved by the brave Alicia who passed by."
Mebius: And what? What does this have to do with your question about whether papaya can make breasts bigger?
"Don't be impatient. I'm asking this because I want to give her a gift. My intuition tells me that she and I are destined to be together."
Seeing this, Lin Mao couldn't help but say, "The female copper disease is coming back."
Kiana:?
"I didn't say anything about you."
Kiana: Oh.
Alicia: How can you say that? I just like her and want to have a good relationship with her.
Alicia: My sexual orientation is normal!
Mebius: Not necessarily.
Ester: According to some studies, most women have bisexual tendencies.
Xing: Is there any research like this?
Ester: I’m not sure, but there should be some. Those scholars always do some weird academic research in their spare time.
Kiana: What about this result?
Ester: Not sure.
Mebius: There's no need to be sure, Alicia is definitely it, or as Lin Mao said... the Bronze Lady of Paradise!
Seeing so many people in the group "slandering" her, Alysia was furious and scolded: "Slander, this is naked slander!"
"There is only pure friendship between me and those beautiful girls."
Heart of beauty in everyone.
"Who among you dares to say that you don't like dealing with beautiful girls?"
Lin Mao: I dare!
Ying: Nan Tong, get out of here.
Lin Mao: Private chat, I will teach you how to use Ksitigarbha Soul.
Ying: Is that true, godfather?!
Xing: Wow~ Such a quick change of expression.
Funina: Well, my friend asked me to ask.
Funina said weakly, "Does papaya really make breasts bigger?"
Alicia: I don’t know. If you want, I can get some for you for free. You, you let your friends try it.
Mebius: Papaya is rich in nutrients and may fill in some missing nutrients to promote development, thereby achieving the effect of "breast enhancement".
Mebius: But I still have to say that people have a development cycle. Beyond that point in time, it will have little or no effect.
Mebius: But if your friend needs it, she can come to me. I have other ways to help your friend get the figure she wants.
Funina:......
When Furninna saw Mebius's best words, she shuddered for no apparent reason and felt a chill surrounding her.
She felt that if she really did what the other party said and went to find her, she would probably suffer something extremely terrible.
Funina: No, no, my friend is satisfied with her figure, but...
Funina: After what point in time will it become ineffective?
Lin Mao: You don’t have to think about it.
Lin Mao immediately broke her fantasy, "Your figure has not changed in hundreds of years. It is basically fixed. Unless you rely on technology to implant a prosthesis, there is basically no possibility of getting bigger."
After receiving such a reply, Funina did not feel sad at all. Instead, her brain made a buzzing sound and went into a short downtime.
Soon, she came to her senses and hurriedly said in the group: "Friend, I was talking about my friend, not me."
My friend, in ordinary expressions, isn't it equivalent to 'I'?
Lin Mao: Mine.
In order to protect Funina's fragile reputation, Lin Mao took the initiative to admit his "mistake".
Lin Mao: Your friend's body shape has not changed in hundreds of years. It is basically fixed and there is no possibility of it changing.
Lin Mao: Unless you are willing to go find Mobius, bah! Unless your friends are willing to go find Mobius.
Lin Mao: It’s just a small price to pay, such as... being a volunteer for a period of time.
Funina: Volunteer? The kind that cleans the place?
Lin Mao: Not all of them, it could be the volunteers lying on the operating table.
Mebius: Haha, don't listen to his nonsense. I just need you to provide a little help in my experiment within your ability.
Furninha: I, my friend, will think about it.
Compared to the unfamiliar Mobius, she was more willing to believe what Lin Mao, with whom she had close contact, said.
Volunteers lying on the operating table...
Similar to human experiments?
Funina is not a little white rabbit. She still knows some things, such as that all experiments require human participation.
Some formal organizations are okay, at least they provide life protection.
In the experiments of those evil organizations, deaths are common.
So when she heard Lin Mao say that it might be a volunteer lying on the operating table, Funina had already made up her mind.
Definitely won't get involved!
At this time, Mebius spoke again in the group.
Mebius: Little girl, there is nothing to think about. I can assure you...that your friend's life will be safe...If you don't trust me, you can ask Lin Mao to follow you, and if anything goes wrong you can ask him to stop me.
Mebius was very interested in Fininna, from the moment she joined the chat group to when he later learned that she was the Goddess of Water.
When it turned out that the other party was a mortal but had survived for hundreds of years relying on an unknown force, this interest had basically reached its peak.
She must be related to the real water god!
Moreover, this relationship is much deeper than she imagined!
Mebius was absolutely certain of his opinion.
Funina: No, no, my friend has given up those ideas after my persuasion, and she is now very satisfied with her figure.
Mebius: I see...
He refused to agree to use the few remaining names of Lin Mao... It seems he can't be fooled anymore.
Finina was thinking about changing the subject, but when she saw Mebius calling her a little girl, she said, "Besides, according to age, I should be older than all of you, right?"
After that, he added somewhat arrogantly: "From now on, I allow you to call me by my first name. If you feel that it is not respectful enough, you can add "Ms." at the end."
This method of changing the subject is a bit awkward.
The same thought came to other people at the same time.
Lin Mao: Is it time to rank seniority again?
Xing: Eat melon, eat melon!
fluorescent:……
Mobius: …………
Funina: Arrange, arrange the seniority by time?
Lin Mao: Let me ask you first, how old are you this year? Forget it, I guess you are probably not that old yet. I was there when the Kingdom of Keria was destroyed, which is almost five hundred years ago.
Funina: Five hundred?! That little yellow-haired girl who looks like a bad girl is over five hundred years old?!
Ying: (unhappy.jpg) What are you barking like a dog! I’m blonde, blonde, blonde!
Funina: Sorry, sorry, I was a little too shocked.
Ying: What's so shocking about this? We even have a 50,000-year-old 'grandmother' in our group.
Funina:......
Furninna suddenly fell silent, and after a long moment she asked, "How much?"
She couldn't believe her eyes.
Fifty thousand years old? The Demon God War only ended a few thousand years ago!
Ying: @Mobius, this lady is over 50,000 years old. Although she looks petite like a little girl, she is actually the oldest among us and a complete old lady.
Seeing the description of 'Oba-san', Mebius, who had been in a relatively calm mood, twitched the corners of his mouth, and his chest began to rise and fall violently, with a smile on his face.
Little Grayshu, who noticed this scene, moved a distance away from her, took out the communicator and sent a message to an unknown place.
I don’t know whether it can be sent out or when it will be received by others.
Little Gray thought.
She didn't want to forget her mission, so she followed Aunt Mebius to investigate the situation.
This is her mission, and only she can do it.
Because of the others, Aunt Mebius wouldn't agree to bring them out.
After the magician sister left, she was pulled back by Aunt Mobius.
Mebius: Ying, sometimes I really want to tear your mouth apart.
Ying: He got angry out of shame.
Ying: What I said are all facts. I am not making it up. Ask yourself with your conscience whether you are an old lady or not.
Xing: Stop yelling! Let's congratulate the chat group for increasing the number of "grandmothers" from two people, Mobius and Ying, to three people, Mobius, Ying, and Funina!
Furninna: Huh?
Funina: Wait! What's going on?
Ying: What’s going on? It’s your own fault for bringing up the topic of age.
Otherwise, this kind of thing would take a long time, and Lin Mao would only bring it up when he had a fit one day.
She looked somewhat resentful. For an "older leftover woman" like her, age was the topic she least wanted to talk about.
Funina: No, we are the three oldest here?
Ying rolled her eyes and didn't answer.
Xing: Of course!
Xing: Let me introduce myself, Xing, I’m one year old.
Funina:?
It shocked my mother for ten thousand years!
Funina almost lost her mind because of Xing's words.
Furninna: Are you sure you're not kidding?
Xing: You think I'm kidding? You're lying.
Funina: ...I'm sure you didn't say anything. There's no need to risk your parents. If your parents knew you said that, they would be very sad.
Lin Mao: It’s so funny! Not at all!
Funina:......
Furninna: Don't tell me you are also one year old.
Lin Mao: I am a normal person, I just turned 18 this year~
Kiana: Eh~ Disgusting~
Looking at everyone reporting their ages one by one, Funina breathed a sigh of relief. She was really afraid that there would be a few more super-infant creatures like Xing in the group.
After a long sigh, Funina thought for a while, packed up the small cakes on the table in her room and sent them to Lin Mao.
Then he said, "Everyone, we have some clues about the serial disappearance of girls."
"The criminal who disappeared yesterday was involved in child trafficking and also in the sale of a contraband substance called Lex."
Briefly describe the effects of Le Si.
Kiana: Isn't this a drug? @萤火虫, do you still have this stuff in Teyvat?
Ying: I haven’t heard of it. It should be a specialty of the Fontaine area.
Funina: Unfortunately, Les's clues have been destroyed, and it is extremely difficult to track them down. It is very likely that you will get nothing after all the hard work.
Lin Mao: When you mentioned Le Si, I remembered it again!
Lin Mao: That thing seems to be something mixed with the water from the original fetal sea.
Mebius: You know a lot.
Lin Mao: Alas, it is because I know too much that I always forget some things, or it takes me a long time to remember them, and then I miss the corresponding time.
Kiana: It might be kidney deficiency. I remember that one symptom of kidney deficiency is memory loss.
Lin Mao: Can I hit you? Kiana.
Kiana: Can you please tell me?
"Hey Lin Mao! There's a letter for you!"
Qingque's voice sounded.
"..."