mtlumby2d Chapter 147 Wild Boar
Chapter 147 Wild Boar
The noise outside made everyone in the front yard run out.
"Someone threw a bomb?"
"Why do I feel like I hear a pig squealing?"
"Where did we get the live pigs..."
Yan Bugui came out and was stunned for a second, then shouted: "Wild boar~~~"
Wang Xiaohu had never heard Yan Bugui's shout so sharply before, and his ears were almost deafened. It attracted everyone around him at once.
Not only the people in the yard, but also the people in the next yard, the opposite yard, and even the people not far away gathered around. The people who had nothing to do just happened to be lacking entertainment, and when they heard that there was a wild boar, they all took their carrying poles and kitchen knives, ready to go out and hunt the wild boar.
But when they got closer and saw the wild boar with its head already blown apart, they were stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously looked at Wang Xiaohu.
"It wanted to hit me, so I let it hit the wall. Since it's a wild boar, it must not be raised by humans. It should be okay for me to do this." Wang Xiaohu said that he was determined to eat the meat. He was scared when it rushed towards him.
"It's okay, it's okay. Wild boars are one of the four pests. They deserve to be killed. We can still eat meat now." Zhang Dabing from the next yard had a look of longing on his face. He hadn't eaten meat for two months.
The others were in the same boat. When the others in the yard saw the wild boar, they thought that if they could share it, every household would have at least a few pounds to try.
"Why don't we go ask Director Wang to find out if this wild boar was hunted by some factory?" Wang Xiaohu reminded again. He believed in good luck, but this was too much.
If you eat the prey of a certain factory, you will be making a mistake.
I remember that there was a kid in the repair shop next door who stole a pig's tail and was sentenced to several years in prison. This is a lesson for us.
"That makes sense. You go and make the trip!" Yan Bugui ordered his eldest son to go, as he had to stay here to watch over the wild boar meat.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other and stood in front of the crowd tacitly. They would first face the outside world in unison and then consider how to divide the hospital. Years of tacit understanding made Yan Bugui understand this truth instantly.
There were three old men watching in the front, and the other people in the yard also had a tacit understanding, they also wanted to have more meat.
Of course, Wang Xiaohu also knew that it was impossible for him to keep the wild boar all to himself. Everything is collective now, and it’s the same when you hunt in the countryside. It’s okay if the prey is small, but large prey must be scored, otherwise you will be in big trouble if you are reported.
This wild boar has very plump thighs, you might consider getting one.
There was no fool in Nanluoguxiang, and the two gangs began to confront each other quietly.
When Yan Jiecheng came back, everyone was still staring at each other.
"Director Wang said that no factory has gone hunting in the countryside recently. This should be a wild boar that got lost." Yan Jiecheng shouted while panting. "Also, she is very busy and has no time to come. Let the yard that killed the wild boar distribute it among themselves."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the courtyard cheered, because the wild boar was killed by Wang Xiaohu, and it belonged to their courtyard.
"I think this is not a matter concerning your No. 95 yard, this is a matter concerning Nanluoguxiang, and all residents of Nanluoguxiang should share it together!" Zhang Dabing was the first to express his disapproval.
"Zhang Dabing, you are so brave. You dare to pick a fight with us. Are you asking for a beating?" Seeing that the man was defeated by him, Sha Zhu immediately came out to stop him.
"Shazhu, don't scare me. If it were anything else, I would let it go, but this is a wild boar weighing more than 300 pounds. You guys in the courtyard want to eat it all by yourself. Your appetite is too big. Be careful not to choke." Zhang Dabing said as he took a small step back.
"I'm willing to choke. What's it to you? Who else has any objections?" Sha Zhu acted like a gangster who was afraid of no one. It turned out to be very effective. This kind of scoundrel was really needed at this time.
Wang Xiaohu felt the benefits of having a thug for the first time. No wonder Yi Zhonghai protected Sha Zhu so much. It was really convenient to use him.
If it were any other time, everyone would have endured it, but today no one thought of retreating, this is meat!
This made Sha Zhu panic: "Whoever disagrees, step forward!"
With a loud noise, everyone took a step forward together. Sha Zhu also cooperated by taking a step back and returning to the crowd, and pulled the dazed Xu Damao over.
"Next, let's invite Xu Damao from our Siheyuan to speak. He has something to say."
Xu Damao was confused, but he reacted quickly and pulled Liu Haizhong over: "With Second Uncle here, it's not my turn to speak. Second Uncle, please."
"I...I?" Liu Haizhong asked himself back. He had nothing to say.
"I think you can only leave one leg of the wild boar in your yard, and share the rest among you." Zhang Dabing continued to instigate. He felt that he had won the game, and the look in Liu Haizhong's eyes was terrifying. People who didn't know would think that the two of them had some personal grudge.
"Xiaohu, what do you think we should do about this?" Yi Zhonghai saw that the situation was a bit stalemate, looked around and had to ask Wang Xiaohu.
Everyone looked at Wang Xiaohu and said:
"Captain Wang, whatever you say, we will accept it."
"Yes, we believe in Captain Wang."
"My share can be given to Captain Wang."
Wang Xiaohu didn't expect that his prestige had become so high, and he was a little flattered. However, the job of dividing pork was an offensive thing, and he didn't want to get involved.
"I killed the wild boar. Logically, it should all belong to me, but... my family can't eat that much, and everyone is short of meat. I only want one leg. Isn't that reasonable?" Wang Xiaohu scratched the wild boar leg and estimated that it weighed about 25 kilograms. "As for the rest, you can discuss it among yourselves."
This time everyone nodded. This made sense. If they killed the wild boar themselves, they might not even want to take out the pig bristles and would secretly take them back and eat them slowly!
Wang Xiaohu has been very generous and selfless in doing this. What else can you ask for?
Zhang Dabing had nothing to say, so he changed his tone: "Except for the one thigh for Captain Wang, there are only about twenty households that are suitable for you. One more thigh will be enough, and we will divide the rest!"
"Yes! That's the way to go."
“That makes sense.”
"Half a pound is enough for my family."
"What are you looking at?"
"Look at you!"
The quarrel gradually turned into cursing, and the uncles could no longer control the situation. They did not expect Wang Xiaohu to escape like this.
Both sides were spitting and pointing fingers everywhere, especially some of the aunties who were cursing harshly. The people in the courtyard were losing ground, and for the first time, everyone missed Jia Zhang.
If she were here, one could do the work of a hundred others.
"It's so boring. How long will you keep scolding like this? If it's your turn, I'll knock them all down." Wang Xiaolong complained with his wife and children, while Wang Dalu and his wife also hid behind the crowd.
"Don't be anxious. We just need an opportunity to take action. Don't rush forward foolishly." Wang Dalu was really afraid that his eldest son would be impulsive.
"If you have the guts, try to move me."
"If you tell me to move, I'll move. That would be so embarrassing for me."
"Coward, wimp."
"You baldhead."
Sha Zhu and Zhang Dadan's faces were only five centimeters close to each other, and they were really staring at each other.
Yi Zhonghai just told him that if he provokes the other party and lets him strike first, he will be right. He can then go back and ask Director Wang to seek justice. The party that is right will get a bigger share of the meat.
When no one noticed the wild boar, Banggeng and a group of little kids were eating the wild boar with bowls in their hands.
I only heard a loud bang...
Everyone was stunned, and then they started fighting each other.