mtlumby2d Chapter 405 The Landlord's Foolish Son and His Poor Dog 38
Chapter 405 The Landlord's Foolish Son and His Poor Dog 38
Because they couldn't see clearly what was happening in the room, the two of them pushed each other, and finally they accidentally fell to the ground together.
When Ji Bai turned around, he saw the landlord and Mr. Li jumping into the water.
Ji Bai: .......
Mr. Li stood up and patted the water on his body: "Old man Pei, I told you not to peek at young people's affairs. Now you are getting your comeuppance, right?"
The landlord climbed up from the ground with a bulging belly. He looked at his soaked luxurious clothes without feeling sorry: "Don't blame me, old man. I just gave you a few words of advice and you came. Don't you want to do this?"
Mr. Li shut up and remained silent.
The landlord turned his head to look at the two people in front of him and said with a smile: "Go on, go on, just pretend that Old Man Li and I don't exist."
After saying that, the two old men looked at each other, then took out a folding chair from the side and slowly unfolded it.
Suddenly! The two looked at each other again, paused for a moment, and suddenly put the chairs in their hands in the middle of the door!
The two of them pushed each other, neither willing to give up the place with a better view.
Mr. Li does heavy work all year round, and the landlord is big and heavy, so it is hard to tell who the final winner will be.
Time passed minute by minute, and the two of them looked at each other, with no intention of backing down in their eyes.
In the end, Mr. Li won this meaningless game and sat in the middle seat. The landlord snorted in dissatisfaction, then moved a small stool and sat next to him. The two of them looked up at the two people in the house.
Ji Bai: ......
Mr. Li: "Oh, be frank. Don't be shy!"
Landlord: "Ah Xuan is the most powerful person in the world! He can pretend that his father doesn't exist."
After the two of them finished speaking, they nodded with satisfaction.
"bump--!"
The two looked at the closed door so close: ...
The air was very quiet, so the two also heard the voices in the house:
"Madam, Daddy and Grandpa look so stupid, are they fools?"
"Ah."
Old Man Li, Landlord:........
Old man Li was the first to react. He turned around and said, "Your son said you are a fool."
The landlord was not to be outdone and said, "Your grandson also said you are stupid."
Mr. Li was silent, and finally retorted: "My grandson is good, you must have heard it wrong."
Landlord: "My son is smart and would not say such a thing."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door in front of him suddenly opened, and Pei Xuan's head appeared. He looked at the two of them and said, "Dad, Grandpa, you should go back and change your clothes quickly. If the wind blows over later, it will freeze your brain."
Landlord:.......
Although his son still had a silly look on his face, it felt like he was scolding them sincerely.
Mr. Li at the side smiled kindly: "Okay, dear grandson, we will go back now."
After saying that, he stood up and took away the landlord who was thinking with his head down.
The more the landlord who was dragged away thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was right. Pei Xuan just now was scolding them for being crazy.
After thinking it through, he turned his head and wanted to tell this to old man Li, but he saw that he was grinning foolishly. When he saw that he was looking at him, he turned his head and said, "Your son is not stupid. He even knows to care about our health."
Landlord:........
In the end, he still didn't tell him the truth he had just guessed.
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The days passed one after another, and the two old men seemed to have met their lifelong confidants. They got together every day to discuss how to play a prank on Ji Bai and Pei Xuan.
One day, the two men were sitting under a tree to rest. They didn’t know when Old Man Li, who had climbed up the tree, would suddenly come down with a golden hook hanging upside down to scare them.
Ji Bai knew about the two people's existence early on. He was silent for a long time when he saw Pei Xuan who was so scared that he hid in his arms.
Later, after Mr. Li came down for a while, everyone discovered that the landlord was stuck in a tree branch because he was too fat.
In the end, the landlord was rescued, but the big tree was cut down by Pei's servants.
One day, the two of them were bored and sat by the river to fish, and finally they caught an old man.
Ji Bai looked at Old Man Li who was holding his fishing rod, and Pei Xuan who was so scared that he hid in his arms, and was silent for a long time.
Not long after, a landlord who had drunk enough water floated up from the bottom of the river and was spitting water into the air.
Later, the two of them stopped going to any dangerous places and stayed at home listening to the storyteller tell stories. Then the roof suddenly collapsed and a landlord with a big belly fell down, and on the roof there was an old man Li who was looking down in panic.
The landlord had a lot of flesh, so he didn't get hurt at all in the end - in fact, it was mainly because of Ji Bai's presence. No matter how much trouble the two of them made, their lives would not be in danger. It would just occasionally remind them of their mistakes and prevent two people with normal IQs who become stupid when they stick together from thinking they are invulnerable and jumping off a cliff.
In these ordinary days, Ji Bai also learned from 818 that the heroine had brought Aunt Wang to Beijing, and the hero was also with them.
The heroine did not cut off the hero's hands and feet and turn him into a pig, but she put a poison on him. As long as he had the idea of escaping from her, the poison would take effect and make him completely paralyzed. From then on, he could only stay by her side and could not go anywhere.
Later I heard from 818 that the hero fell in love with the heroine, and the heroine also had other feelings for him, but she did not stop her upward steps because of him.
In the end, the hero finally sat on the throne, and the plot has almost reached its final point.
But the heroine's mother, Aunt Wang, was old, so she returned to Tieniu Village with Aunt Wang, who had always taken care of her. The hero quickly caught up with them after finishing his work.
Aunt Wang didn't take care of her body when she was younger, so even with the heroine, the King of Medicine, her health got worse day by day.
On a quiet night, Pei Xuan, who had warmed the quilt, "invited" Ji Bai to go to bed and rest. Ji Bai just stood up and took a step forward, but suddenly stopped and turned to look outside the door.
"Knock Knock Knock-"