The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 233 : Shocking! Such a Thing Actually Happened at Nansang Middle School! The Uproar Over Zhou Baowei Dropping Out!

"But my pants weren't fully prepared."

His voice changed instantly, the smile disappeared, and Lin Li's voice carried a faint sadness as he brought his hands together in front of him to protect his vitals.

Just now, there was a ripping sound. At least Lin Li himself heard it quite clearly.

If Lin Li's original standing posture was [Beautiful] (美), then his current standing posture had become [Ginger] (姜).

(Translator's Note: The character 姜 looks like a person with their legs crossed or protecting their crotch).

The sadness was not only faint, but also pertained to his balls.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Pfft—" When she realized what Lin Li was saying, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Then the quality of your 1,800 yuan school uniform isn't even as good as the original," Chen Yuying said, holding back her laughter.

"I can only say that having money doesn't..." Lin Li instinctively wanted to spread his hands to speak, but noticing Chen Yuying's gaze shifting, he immediately retracted his hands in terror: "Class Rep, you still want to peek? Are you a pervert? Is 'Broken Throat' here? I've got a job for you, save me."

(Translator's Note: A reference to a classic Chinese internet joke where someone yells "Help!" and the attacker says "Even if you yell 'Broken Throat', no one will save you," prompting the victim to yell "Broken Throat!").

Chen Yuying: "..."

"I didn't want to peek," Chen Yuying curled her lip.

"Because you were looking openly and aboveboard?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, who seemed to have been corrupted by a certain bastard, and deduced.

"I'm not you!"

"Class Rep, you know I've always trusted you, but... Class Rep, your gaze really isn't convincing at all!!" Lin Li pondered first, then pointed a finger at Chen Yuying's eyes and gave a sharp critique.

"I just wanted to see a joke, that doesn't count as being a pervert." Chen Yuying simply stopped denying it and responded seriously.

"...Blocking is worse than guiding. Forget it, I'll let you see, let you see, let you see, let you see your fill. At worst, I'll just sacrifice my innocence!"

Lin Li threw caution to the wind. Not only did he release his hands, but he even deliberately leaned in towards Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying: "?"

This time, it was Chen Yuying who took the initiative to cover her eyes, retreating while laughing and scolding in embarrassment and annoyance: "What are you doing, Lin Li? I'm not looking!"

"Look! Why aren't you looking!" Lin Li was aggressive.

Actually, he had checked. The pants only had a small tear, and there were still a lot of threads connecting it. It wasn't easy to see his underwear through this hole, and normal people would hardly notice it. Plus, Lin Li was wearing pure black underwear today, making it even less conspicuous. It really didn't matter, there was nothing shameful about it.

"I don't want to look!"

"You must look!"

"I'm not a pervert."

"Then I'm a pervert!"

The weak, pitiful, and helpless Chen Yuying was quickly forced by the powerful, hateful, and brutal Lin Li to back up against the wall, with nowhere to retreat.

Just as Lin Li was grinning hideously, preparing to commit an indecent act, a voice floated over lightly:

"Lin Li, what are you guys looking at?"

Lin Li's body stiffened upon hearing this.

He looked up and saw two people in the spectator stands. Lin Li had seen both of them before; one seemed to be named Xue Jian, and the other seemed to be his wife.

The two were sitting in a row at a medium height, and at this moment, Xue Jian was looking down at Lin Li.

Lin Li: "?"

Oh no!

Because the sports field was occupied by the students preparing for the sports meeting, the young and old couples who originally strolled on the track had nowhere to go and had to change locations.

—This was Lin Li's deduction just now.

Now, reality proved that the deduction was correct, and the spectator stands were one of the "refuges"!

Why did he keep quiet again?

This behavior of not making a sound is too outrageous! This is the second time! Old! Jian! Head!

Eh? Xue Jian's face seems a bit dark.

Oh, oh, Lin Li remembered it was night now, it must be because of the night, normal.

Fuck.

Even he didn't believe that.

"Teacher, dating is forbidden on campus. As a teacher, I hope you can lead by example! Maintaining the campus atmosphere starts with you and me!" Failing to deceive himself, Lin Li decided to put Xue Jian in check first!

Xue Jian: "?"

This fucking kid.

"For a married couple like us, this is called living our lives, not dating, Lin Li." Instead, Xue Jian's wife said with a smile.

"Hello, Madam. I was just joking." Lin Li respectfully bowed slightly to Xue Jian's wife to greet her.

"Madam, how do you know my name?"

"The Anti-Pornography Vanguard, I've heard of you."

Lin Li: "..."

Xue Jian's wife asked curiously: "By the way, didn't the Vanguard Dog come?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Hahaha, he came, he's, he's running," Lin Li said, unable to hold back his laughter.

"So Lin Li, what did you want Yuying to look at just now?" But Xue Jian hadn't forgotten the purpose of his speaking up and pressed the question.

Damn it, why didn't the topic get derailed?

Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying: "We were looking at... Class Rep, what were we looking at?"

Chen Yuying secretly snickered, looking like it had nothing to do with her, completely not intending to speak.

Bad woman.

Lin Li's heart was broken.

"Looking at what?" Xue Jian pursued relentlessly.

"Looking at..." Lin Li suddenly pointed at the dark night sky, thinking of a way out: "Looking at the dark sky hanging low, looking at the bright stars following~"

"Bugs fly~ Bugs fly~"

"Who are you missing~"

Lin Li suddenly started singing like this, and on the last line, he turned to look at Xue Jian, performing with deep emotion.

Xue Jian: "?"

"The wind is really beautiful tonight, and the night is gentle. Yes, Teacher, I was just looking at this, and I hope the Class Rep looks at this too. You and Madam should look more too, it's beautiful, love to see it.

"Oh my, my head. Teacher, I suddenly remembered my mom is having a second child. I have to go see if I'm going to be a big brother or a big sister. Bye! Wishing you and Madam a happy evening!"

After Lin Li finished speaking, he quickly slipped away.

As for leaving Chen Yuying alone to face Xue Jian, Lin Li had no psychological burden.

Better a dead fellow Daoist than a dead poor Daoist. Besides, the Class Rep definitely wouldn't die; she had the good student immunity medallion.

Wait!

I'm also ranked 51st in the grade now, top five in the class!

I should also be the apple of the teacher's eye.

When Lin Li sneaked back, sure enough, Chen Yuying wasn't being interrogated at all and was chatting quite happily with Xue Jian and his wife.

"Lin Li, why are you back?" Seeing the sneaky Lin Li, Xue Jian asked in confusion.

"Teacher, I'm a good student now too. Do I get any preferential treatment?" Lin Li asked expectantly.

"I'll prioritize asking you questions in class tomorrow," Xue Jian nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

Good students and good students are also different.

I'm not the apple of the teacher's eye, I'm the teacher's punching bag.

"Then Teacher, I really have to go. I'm really in a hurry to see if I'm going to be a big brother or a little brother."

His gender couldn't change, and if Wu Min had a second child, he couldn't possibly be a big sister. The previous excuse sounded a bit stupid, so this time Lin Li cleverly changed his tune.

This time he really slipped away.

When Lin Li slipped to the entrance of the sports field, he saw the Anti-Pornography Vanguard Dog laughing maniacally, so he asked curiously:

"Bufan, what happened?"

"Hahaha, Lin Li, let me tell you—" Bai Bufan was just worrying about not finding anyone to confide in, and upon hearing this, he immediately came over to share.

...

Good news must be shared.

"Hahahahaha Baowei, have you heard?" So seeing Zhou Baowei sitting on the edge of the flowerbed outside the sports field, Lin Li immediately rushed up to share the joke he had just heard.

"Just now on the sports field, there was a guy running, and his right foot tripped over his left foot. Then he kneeled in front of a girl from another class and even rolled a lap, wishing her an early Happy New Year! Hahahahaha!" Lin Li patted Baowei's back and laughed loudly.

Zhou Baowei: "Hahaha."

Lin Li's fake smile was easily retracted and released. He asked, purer and more genuine than Ding Zhen: "By the way, Baowei, I heard from Bufan that you're going through the procedures to drop out of school. Why?"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

This guy isn't even trying to act anymore.

Whether the calories were burned tonight or not was unknown, but Zhou Baowei, whose dignity had definitely been burned, clenched his fists.

"Lin Li! Go to hell!!"

"Die if you must, but don't tear my clothes! I've already lost a pair of pants today! I can't lose my clothes too!"

(End of Chapter)