mtlumby2d Chapter 288: No Play, Don’t Play
Chapter 288: No Play, Don’t Play
【Will you date me? It’s so funny. It’s true. One gives money and the other gives points. They are really like a pair of fairy siblings.】
"Oh, how could I accidentally say what was in my heart?" Weiyi covered her mouth pretentiously, then laughed twice, "Sister, just pretend you didn't hear it."
Mu Zhirui couldn't help laughing.
[I am the Mage Sister: So you think I am a sucker? ]
"No, no, in my heart, sister is the epitome of truth, goodness and beauty. I want to emphasize the word goodness. You know I'm an online beggar who has come all the way here to do charity. If you play Identity V, then you must be one of the characters in it - a philanthropist! If you don't like this title, then I would like to call you the money-giving boy under the seat of Guanyin. In conclusion, Master sister, you are - my - God!" After Weiyi finished speaking, his body left the gaming chair, knelt on one knee, clenched his left fist, knocked on his chest and then stretched it out to face the camera, imitating a certain emoticon package vividly.
[No name: Hahahaha, you are my God, okay? ]
[Don’t hit my teeth: the funny anchor is paying attention]
[Zhi Xin Shang Yue: I have unfollowed you. I will come back when things are back to normal.]
【Jhgh: Unfollow +1】
[The only thing that’s not sweet: Stop playing tricks, you’re going to lose the game]
[Resist cross-eyedness: Your teammates are scolding you]
The only thing he didn't pay attention to was the barrage, which was what the system told him: "If you hang up again, I will report you."
"...Here I come." Weiyi stood up hurriedly. In the game, his character had already been resurrected. Because he had not moved for a long time, his teammates had a hard time fighting and began to scold him on the public screen.
"Sorry, sorry, I forgot just now." Sliding the screen, the little deer girl in a pink skirt jumped towards the system, "Brother Jungle, Xiao Feiyao is here~"
[The only person you are not with: Ugh…]
[Special Person 7th Sense: I really don’t know how Xiaochen can stand the anchor. I think it’s better to lead a pile of shit than to lead the anchor.]
[The only thing that’s not sweet: Hahaha, the person above is right]
[hdh: But what did Shit do wrong? ]
[Tang who makes rock sugar: To be honest, Chenchen is simply the most emotionally stable person I have ever seen. No matter how abstract the host or teammates are, he only cares about the game the whole time. Even when his teammates are arguing, he can calmly order them to use skills hahahaha]
Mu Zhirui wanted to laugh when she saw the comments.
How can he be emotionally stable? He clearly has no emotions.
As a new human being, he is still in the process of figuring out his emotions. His current programming only allows him to pay attention to things that interest him.
I don’t know where all the novels about domineering CEOs that I read when I was a system have gone.
The only thing I can't do is to fix the system.
One is sticking to him in a servile manner, while the other is working coolly and silently.
The comments on the forum all expressed how great it was.
Mu Zhirui was stunned.
[I am the sister of the magician: Can you knock on this? ]
Contemporary netizens can even pair Voldemort and Lin Daiyu as a couple, which means that pairing them up for everything will only hurt you.
"Ahhh, charge, charge, charge up and fight!"
"Brush the shield."
"Don't go! Protect me, protect me!"
"Running Wolf."
"Kill this Han Xin, kill him, kill him, why don't you kill him!"
"I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious."
"..."
The system recovered some health and used its first skill to find the bush where Han Xin was escaping. As expected, it saw three big men. He quickly returned to the spot, leaving behind Yao Mei who was knocked down: "Ahhhhh don't kill me, don't kill me."
Fortunately, his passive ability was triggered, and he turned into a deer, jumped over the obstacle, and escaped with a sliver of health left.
The only thing he could do was laugh at the system.
Li Bai left so coolly and resolutely, without any thought of looking back.
"No, you..."
"Come up."
"Oh." Weiyi was interrupted just as he was about to accuse.
He sighed softly.
His actions were faster than his brain, and he was on top of Li Bai before he could react.
Seeing himself riding on Li Bai's head, Wei Yi slapped his arms in annoyance: "You are so naughty! You are so naughty!"
Why is he so obedient?
Is it a fate that one is born like an ox or a horse?
Team mic.
His teammates were still typing and pointing fingers at him.
Weiyi: "Don't shout, I have my own wild king."
As the system continued to show off its operations, the teammates gradually turned off their microphones.
Li Bai's operation was smooth and his skills were extremely skillful. By the end, only 666 was left on the screen.
"Pentakill! Pentakill!" Seeing Li Bai kill the squishy target without taking any damage and then being attacked by Han Xin, and his skill CD being ready when the passive skill of his famous sword was triggered, and he used his skills while changing his famous sword to resurrection armor to kill Han Xin, Wei Yi's eyes turned red.
Although he was not the one fighting, he was more excited than the system.
Both double Cs were killed, and the teammates maximized the output environment, beating up the enemy top laner and crippling him. Li Bai came over to take the kill and got a quad kill.
There is only one assistant left...
No matter how fast Cai Wenji ran, she could never be as fast as Li Bai, so as I watched closely, the exciting pentakill sound effect rang out.
“Ah ...
[Sweet girl Jin Daiyu: Basic operation, don’t 6 ha]
[Don't hit my teeth: Look carefully, this man is called Weiyi. His teammate just got a pentakill, but he, as a support, has been chasing after them. So the question is, what role did this man play? ]
[1: I'll answer this. It's for cheering people up. But can you use a voice changer next time? This rough old man's voice gives me goosebumps.]
【…】
game over.
The victory was won unsurprisingly in the random game.
"Get it! It's so simple!"
[Sincerity for sincerity: You speak as if it is your contribution]
"Huh? How come cheerleading isn't counted as a credit?" The only one smiling frivolously was the one who was shameless.
"Sister, do you want to play?" Weiyi saw Mu Zhirui still typing on the public screen, so he asked casually.
Mu Zhirui was about to agree when she heard the system say, "She doesn't want to play."
"She has played enough these past two days. She's almost living in the game. She's not allowed to play. It's a waste of energy." Although the system was busy with training, he was always paying attention to her movements. She was being affectionate with Shi Ye, and her love for her was almost surpassing that of the system.
[I am the magician sister: QWQ]
"Just watch, have you eaten?"
[I am the Mage Sister: I ate it, I ate it]
"Chen'er, your sister said she ate it."
"Well, don't play with your phone while lying in bed. Put your phone on the table and don't bend your neck. It's bad for your spine. You can cast the live broadcast to the TV." The system said while selecting heroes.
[I am the Mage Sister: I know, I know, Master, please stop reading.]
"Chen'er, your sister told Master to stop reciting."
"..." The system was silent for a moment, then sighed, "Then I won't say anything more. Take care of yourself and remember to come and watch my game."
[I am the Mage Sister: Yeah]
[Don't hit my teeth: Chenchen only becomes talkative when facing his sister]
[Daze: Words are as good as gold, extremely straight]
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Mu Zhirui will definitely listen to what the system says.
The deep concern was about to flood the screen.
They are family.
If you don’t want to play, then don’t play. Watching the live broadcast is also good.
Weiyi was originally a C position, but after playing with the system, he became a support. There is no other way, it’s so comfortable to win without doing anything.
Coupled with the combination of the mean guy and the straight guy, the effect is much better than the previous shows.
But right.
The audience enjoyed the show.
He feels aggrieved.
No matter what he said, Mu Zhichen just didn't understand and didn't respond, which was so frustrating.
After being sold out mercilessly once again, Wei Yi was defeated: "Oh my, I won't play with you anymore, you have such a bad temper that you don't know how to be gentle with women."
"First of all, you are not a jade, and secondly, I am not a donkey."
only:"……"
There's really nothing to talk about.
[Don't hit my teeth: Hahahaha I'm dying of laughter, my Chenchen is so humorous, help me, why do I feel so happy every time I see Weiyi getting humiliated? ]
[Wonder Woman: More than 50,000 viewers watched the anchor being abused, you are the only one who is going to be famous]
only:"……"
No.
Are all netizens nowadays devils?
Weiyi twitched his lips.
"open."
In the headphones.
Mu Zhichen's voice was flat, like a robot.
No!
It can't go on like this!
He wants to turn over!
Don’t be a slave!
"Can't you open it?"
"Open, open, open. Wait a minute." Weiyi puffed up his cheeks and waved his hands. After he finished the gesture, he realized that Mu Zhichen couldn't hear him, so he said, "I'm really annoying you."
[Wonder Woman: You keep saying you're tired of him, but you can't bear to leave him alone to play. Help, I bumped into him again]
[Liliyuanshangpu: Knocking on everything will only harm you. ]
[1: The host is not reluctant to abandon him. He can endure anything to gain points. This is our points slave. ]
Fen Nu: refers to a person who will do anything to get a higher rank.
"Oh, it's OK if you know it, just say it without asking!" Doesn't he have any face? A bunch of fake fans!
"Wait a minute, since you dislike me, I'll find someone who doesn't dislike me, hehe." Weiyi said, holding the mouse and clicking on his live broadcast screen a few times, and the main page of Slow Hand Live appeared on the screen. "Since I met Xiaochen, I almost forgot what a young lady looks like. Let's order someone to play with."
Weiyi found the ordering interface as he spoke: "Does anyone in your family recommend a restaurant or person? It doesn't matter if the skills are good or not, I just want to find someone who can see my strengths."
[Don’t hit me in the teeth: I don’t know, I’ve only been to the men’s room, I don’t really know about the women’s room. ]
Large live streaming platforms such as Manshou, Douyin, Fanya, and Dousha also have their own voice rooms. Most of the orders are taken by bosses, so the male and female models in the room are proficient in various games.
[Shenhua: Go to Tianshang Renjian. The top chef there has very good skills and a very nice voice. I have ordered one before. The service attitude is very good. I was confused by the way he kept calling me "baby".]
[Xi Shuo Ren Jian: I recommend Hong Chen Ke. Although it has only been open for a month, the girls in it are all very good. Everyone's gaming skills are above 30 stars in the King's Rank. If you want to rank up, I strongly recommend it. ]
[Hehehaha: Yuanyuan from Yuanyuan is also good. She is very good at providing emotional value and can respond to any question. Previously, a boss scolded her for her poor technical skills for a full ten minutes, but she managed to calm the boss down with her eloquence and finally placed an order for 100 items.]
[The only thing that’s not sweet: Wow! It seems like everyone has seen the world! ]
"Heaven on Earth is so popular that you have to wait in line for half a day to place an order. Hongchenke? I haven't heard of it. Let me look for it..." The only one who was sliding the mouse was the slow voice ordering hall. There were so many halls that he was dazzled. "Oh, by the way, has the magician sister ever ordered a playmate to go around the hall?"
[I am the Mage Sister: Clicked]
Not only did she order playmates, she also directly contracted them for several years.
Although I haven’t made many orders so far.
As for visiting the hall?
Ok……
She has so many voice apps on her phone that she can’t keep up.
Mu Zhirui even bought a mobile phone specifically for shopping in the hall.
"My sister is a hardcore player in the voice room." said the system.
"That's great!" Weiyi agreed with him, "I'm just a simple little boy who's shy when talking to girls. I haven't even browsed the halls yet. Sister, can you help me choose carefully?"
His tone suddenly became affected.
Even through the screen, Mu Zhirui was silenced by him.
The audience was even more rude when they disrupted the show——
[Don't hit me in the teeth: "Simple", "Little boy", "I get shy when talking to girls", "I've never been to the hall"]
[Wonder Woman: You just said you've been to heaven and earth]
[The only thing that’s not sweet: Yue, I’m going to vomit]
[1: If you want to get close to me, just say it directly. Don’t lie with your eyes open.]
[Chenchen wants to fight: Woohoo, I feel like my Chen is being led astray]
The only thing is to pretend to ignore these remarks.
joke.
If not with the boss, who should I communicate with?
You have to communicate with the boss whenever you get the chance! A bunch of black fans!
-
Slow hand live broadcast.
A dream ordering room.
"Welcome to the live broadcast room! Ahhhh hubby! My husband! Is my husband here!!!"
As soon as I randomly selected a hall and entered, I heard a young lady shouting excitedly.
"This... this is terrible! Calling me husband right away, isn't this bad?" Weiyi said to the audience in the live broadcast room rather shyly, and then said with a bit of pride, "See, this is popularity! Popularity, you know! Male celebrities, you know! Haters! Speak up!"
The only confident one sat on the microphone: "Hey, hey, hey."
"Hello, hello, I didn't expect you to come to our restaurant to order. Please order me. I won't wait in line for the next order. It's free!"
"Ah?" Weiyi was stunned for a moment, then he turned off the microphone and said to the camera, "Isn't this too enthusiastic? It seems that this young lady is my die-hard fan. Wow, I actually have female fans."
After that, he turned on the microphone: "It's okay, I won't let you suffer any loss, I'll place an order for you now."
How can he be stingy with his fans?
He only clicked on the girl’s homepage, hesitated for a while among the options of Honor of Kings, and then placed an order with a proud look on his face.
【Don't hit my teeth:? 】
【Wonder Woman: ???】
[The East Wind Blows Thousands of Flowers at Night: No, think for five minutes and spend 30 yuan in anger? ]
[The only thing that is not sweet: I am dying of laughter. I will not ridicule you even if you place ten orders. I have unfollowed the anchor.]