mtlumby2d Chapter 312 The Impact of Bikini
Chapter 312 The Impact of Bikini
"Sister, I'm here, please help me catch them. I'm going to open my business in a few days!" Tian Lele shouted with a smile in her anxious voice.
"You, this, this, this...what the hell is this?" Tian Lele was so shocked that he was incoherent when he saw the scene in front of him.
"What a fuss!" Tian Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed, "Those ghosts must have died in a tsunami. They are playing at the beach, wearing bikinis. What's so strange about that?"
Tian Lele widened his eyes and looked at the ghosts in disbelief.
What they were wearing exposed their arms and legs. The men had no cloth on, only underpants, with their entire chest exposed. It looked really good.
As for the women, their entire bodies were exposed, but they had great figures and looked extremely good.
Tian Lele showed a gap between her fingers, looking wanting something, which Tian Xiaoxiao thought was very cute.
People are like this, they want everything, and ordinary people are probably no exception!
Those white-skinned, blond, high-nosed and deep-eyed Western ghosts were playing around at the moment, as if they had no idea that they were dead.
"How is this possible?" Tian Lele muttered to himself, "Can I still be so happy after death?"
Tian Xiaoxiao gently patted Tian Lele's shoulder and said jokingly, "Sister, do you dare to catch them?"
Tian Lele took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.
It was the first time to catch a ghost like this, and it was both exciting and challenging.
Although the situation this time was a bit strange, Tian Xiaoxiao believed that her family would be able to solve the problem.
Tian Xiwu and Mo Wangshu looked at each other, then walked towards the group of ghosts.
The two of them have now become the most open-minded people in the Tian family.
Tian Xiwu did not study too much of the "zhihuzheya" in the books of sages, and as a result, he was able to break free from the shackles of traditional dogma more easily than Tian Xiwen.
Since Mo Wangshu decided to take the imperial examination, her state of mind must be different.
Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't help but sigh: [Qingchen, look at my second brother and second sister-in-law, they weren't scared at all! ]
Daju, who was standing by, echoed thoughtfully, "Yes, it seems that their scope of cognition is no longer limited to what they see in front of them."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It’s really hard for these ancient people. I really want to laugh, but I don’t dare to now.]
Daju: They all heard it. Didn’t you see the frustrated expressions on your family’s faces? I want to laugh. No, I have to laugh. Hahaha——
Daju: [Have you forgotten that your brother is still young? Is it appropriate to take him to watch this? ? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He was young? He was already in his twenties when he died. Although he was not married, he did go to the New School!]
Daju: [But he is also a person from the old times, not as good as you. If you don't believe me, look at his face, what does it look like? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Tian Xixi. Tian Xixi was looking at the ghosts intently. He didn't have the conservative expression that Daju described at all.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Look at Tian Xixi, does that look like she's going to scold me? They must all think it looks good. It's everyone's freedom to wear clothes, do whatever you like. As long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.]
Tian Family: Only a daughter/sister can say such a shameless thing, but, it is really a bit good-looking, how can anyone understand? Who can tell them why this is?
Daju: [What a twisted logic! You are simply invincible. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Let them watch for a while longer. You don’t get to see a scene like this easily! I used to wear this when I went on vacation to the beach. I’m telling you, I had a great figure in my last life! Haha, I almost made my debut!]
Daju rolled his eyes.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [As a contracted beast, isn't it impolite for you to roll your eyes at your master? ]
Daju: [Look at you, you don't have anything. How can you compare with those girls? That figure, wow, wow, the fairies in heaven can never have it.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Hehe, even mythical beasts are not immune to vulgarity. Look at beautiful things more. Today I am creating a benefit for you. It would be a waste if you don’t look at it.]
Daju: [Why don’t you look? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I have seen countless of them, both male and female, with or without clothes!]
Tian Xingjian: Don’t say you are my daughter.
Deng Hongyu: My sister-in-law is becoming more and more courageous.
Mo Wangshu: I don’t know what my sister-in-law’s figure is like. She dresses so tightly every day.
Lin Yunzhi: How do you maintain such a good figure?
Tian Xiwen: I wonder what Hongyu would look like wearing such clothes.
Tian Xiwu: Would Wangshu want such clothes? Would Xiaoxiao make them?
Hua Qing: This looks best on Ade’s figure, hehe.
Dai Shijia: It turns out that women in the world can dress like this.
Ruozhu: Just kill me. This is totally unacceptable.
Shi Fei: I want to get married. I want a wife.
Feng Lei Feng Yu: Miss, you have really opened our eyes today. The girls in brothels in Mingning Country don’t wear such clothes, right?
Tian Xixi: Shanghai was not so open back then. The clothes of the capitalist ladies were outrageous enough, but they were not so earth-shattering. However, this kind of clothes can break the shackles that bind women, right?
Daju: [Hurry up and catch the ghost. We can go to Posuo Country only after the business is stable. ]
Daju: I will watch it slowly when I go to modern times. If I bring two sets to heaven when I go back, hehe, will the gods destroy me?
Tian Xiaoxiao: "Dad, Mom, there are about a hundred of them here. Let's take a few of them and collect them. Then we can find out the truth. I don't think they died in Mingning Country, but something happened that made their souls come to us."
Daju: [Are you so sure? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [If you don’t believe me, try reading their minds! ]
Daju: [You are simply making it difficult for me. I can't understand it at all! Jiligua, Ulala. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I am dying of laughter. Haha, it turns out you don’t understand Western languages.]
Daju: [As if you can understand. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao's cool expression: [Listen carefully, your master, yes, that's me, can speak six languages, English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese and Korean.]
Daju: [I don’t understand what language that is. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It’s terrible to be uneducated! ]
Daju: [You know what I mean, go catch it! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I’ll go if I want!]
Then I saw Tian Xiaoxiao walk up to a 1.9 meter tall man and asked, "Where are you from?"
The Tian family and Daju held their breath and listened attentively to the ghost's answer.
The ghost looked at Tian Xiaoxiao carefully: "Who are you? I'm from England."
Daju: [Good fellow, what kind of bird language are you speaking? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [They spoke English. They are British.]
Then Tian Xiaoxiao continued to ask a lot of questions, and saw many ghosts coming to surround Tian Xiaoxiao. The expressions on their faces were surprise, horror and disbelief.
Many ghosts also cried.