Chapter 187: Not on the Body
Chapter 187: Not on the Body
Jiang Baitong left after reading the imperial edict. Before leaving, he looked at Shen Wanwan deeply, with an ambiguous meaning.
He still had a stern face, but the corners of his lips curled up slightly. Pei Jiaojiao saw this scene and was shocked.
After Jiang Baitong left, Pei Jiaojiao finally couldn't help laughing wildly. However, just as she started laughing, her stomach rumbled and her face froze, but she was in a very good mood.
Since she couldn't marry the King of Qin as his principal wife, could Pei Wanwan do it?
"Pei Wanwan, you bitch, do you really think you can marry the King of Qin and become his principal wife?"
Pei Jiaojiao's face turned pale, but it did not prevent her from looking full of contempt.
"Look at what's going on here! The previous imperial decree for ghost marriages wasn't retracted, but now an imperial decree has been issued to revoke them. This is hilarious! This is the first time such a thing has happened in the Nanyao Kingdom!"
Shen Wanwan glanced at her. Xiang Wuhen is ineffective?
What about squatting for three days and three nights?
Did I take the wrong one?
No, I smelled a strange smell in the air as soon as I arrived.
Shen Wanwan looked up and down at Pei Jiaojiao. That's right, she was wrapped tightly and now she was kneeling on the ground and couldn't get up. There must be something fishy!
She looked at Pei Jiaojiao with a smile. She originally thought it was because of the large crowd, but now she saw that the strange smell was coming from her.
Hey!
It's not certain whose story is so funny.
Shen Wanwan took out a handkerchief and covered her nose. "Oh my god, what's that smell? Why do I suddenly smell a smell that only comes from squatting in the toilet?"
"Miss, you are right. I smelled it as soon as I arrived. I was too embarrassed to say it. It seemed to be coming from the Second Miss. It smelled like feces and urine mixed with perfume."
Ruoyun also covered her nose and glanced in the direction of Pei Jiaojiao. She had indeed smelled a strange smell just now.
As soon as these words were spoken, the servants surrounding Pei Jiaojiao subconsciously took a step back.
"You, you slut, I didn't shit on myself, and you're talking nonsense here, ruining my reputation. I'll sell you to a brothel!"
Pei Jiaojiao was extremely angry. She had made all the necessary preparations before going out and even sprayed various scented powders on her body to cover up the smell of shit. However, the slave girl beside Pei Wanwan told everyone about it. She could not get rid of the hatred in her heart unless she sold her to a brothel.
Ruoyun was timid and shivered, then quickly hid behind Shen Wanwan.
Shen Wanwan snorted coldly, "What are you afraid of? You followed my mother and me back from the manor. Not to mention that she's a concubine, even the Marquis has no right to sell you out."
Her voice was clear and cool, neither loud nor soft, yet it could be heard clearly by everyone present.
"That sounds nice, but if you didn't pull it on yourself, why are you still kneeling on the ground?
"Let me guess. You were carried out like your father just now. If I'm not mistaken, there's a lot of excrement on the sedan chair. Do you want someone to check it out?"
"you!"
Pei Jiaojiao was so angry that her whole body was shaking, but she didn't dare to do anything violent or even speak loudly. She just couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, but the result was...
"I think we shouldn't check the sedan chair. Xiaohua, why are you still kneeling on the ground? Why don't you help your young lady up quickly? Why don't we all check together to see if there's any dirt on the ground?"
Pei Jiaojiao's already pale face turned red at this moment, and she really wanted to die.
Damn Pei Wanwan, how dare she, how dare she say such things in front of everyone in the mansion? If everyone really saw her pooping on herself, how would she live her life in the future?
Pei Jiaojiao covered her face, "Mom!"
Not knowing what she was thinking of, she turned to look at Pei Boliang again, "Daddy, look at my third sister..."
Pei Boliang's legs were shaking with pain. When he heard Pei Jiaojiao crying, he was inexplicably furious. "That's enough. Stop crying like that. Xiaohua, why don't you help your young lady up?"
After he finished yelling, he scolded the servant, "Are they all dead? Come and carry me back to Jinhong Garden and call the palace doctor!"
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