Chapter 536: Make Him Regret
Chapter 536: Make Him Regret
Xia Yujie probably listed no less than 20 shortcomings of Gojo Satoru to me, including but not limited to his love for sweets, eccentric behavior, strange thinking, love of playing pranks, mental illness, heartlessness, arrogance, and dislike of being a human being...
Well, the latter few had some personal grudges. But that didn't stop me from secretly agreeing with his opinion.
"In short, I think you'd better consider it carefully." He put on the classic posture of a leader when preaching, and taught earnestly, "Wu, he is not a good match."
It's as if you are a perfect match.
After I promised to think about it carefully, Xiayou Jie finally left with a subtle expression. Judging from the direction he was heading, it seemed that he was going to find Gojo Satoru.
Although I don’t know whether he believes that Gojo Satoru might be planning to confess to me (probably not), it doesn’t matter.
Whether he believed it or not, at least one thing was certain. Tonight, after the dinner, Xia Yujie would definitely appear near the glass greenhouse.
Are you kidding? This guy has never been absent when there is a lot of fun. There were even several times when he was the one who started the trouble.
As for if they review the loopholes in my words in advance and find something strange and decide not to get over this hidden danger... Well, with their cat-like curiosity and self-confidence, I believe they will definitely get over it even if the sky falls!
What's more, I found a helper in advance.
Hehehe, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, just wait for my judgment, hahahaha, hahahahahahahaha...!
"Hey, why are you grinning so wickedly?" Just when I was getting a little too proud of myself, target number three had appeared beside me without anyone noticing.
He looked disgusted and smacked me on the head with his hand: "You're already stupid, and you look even more stupid with this silly expression."
"Tell me, what bad idea are you planning?"
"What do you mean I'm stupid!" I rubbed the place where he hit me, glared at him in dissatisfaction, and said angrily, "And I'm not thinking of any bad ideas, Mr. Fushiguro, you are wronging me!"
"Tsk, who has wronged you?" he said, "Your eyes are rolling around, one corner of your mouth is raised, your fingers are tangled in your hair and you're looking over there. This is how you act when you're planning to do something bad. Don't think I don't know."
"...What...what are you talking about?" My eyes drifted to the side and I said with a guilty conscience, "I didn't plan to do anything at all."
"Every guy who's about to cause trouble will say that." He narrowed his eyes, pulled my cheek and said, "Hurry up and tell me, maybe I can help you."
"Hurry up." Although he didn't use much force, the scar on Fushiguro's mouth moved as he spoke, revealing his cunning white teeth. He looked like a real villain. "If you don't tell me, I'll keep pulling your face."
"I confessed... I confessed." I was so confused that I couldn't speak a complete sentence. I could only mumble, "I confessed everything."
"That's good enough." He let go of my hand with satisfaction, looked at me leisurely, and said, "What's going on in your head?"
"It's like this." I glanced in the direction of Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru and said, "Teacher Fushiguro, I will only tell you this, so don't tell anyone else."
——He followed my gaze, then raised his eyebrows and said knowingly, "Okay, I won't tell anyone."
"Actually..." I clasped my hands together and said in a slightly tangled tone, "Just now, I accidentally heard Gojo-sensei and Geto-sensei chatting. For some reason, the two of them decided to meet in the glass greenhouse in my back garden after the banquet tonight. I don't know what they wanted to discuss."
"So, I just..."
"So, you're planning on sneaking over there at night to see what they're up to, huh?"
"Yeah," I said, "maybe it's a birthday surprise for me!"
"Tch, how is that possible?"
"How is that impossible!" I patted my chest and confidently explained to him, "Look, from our perspective, the atmosphere between the two of them is a bit strange, as if they are thinking about something."
"Today is my birthday, this is my home, and the location they agreed to meet is in a romantic place like a glass greenhouse. It's normal to have such doubts, okay?"
"So..." I said confidently, "Gojo-sensei and Getsu-sensei are definitely preparing a birthday surprise for me! Maybe it's a very romantic one, full of love and happiness!"
"Heh..." Fushiguro Shigeki was not moved at all, and twitched the corner of his mouth and said sarcastically, "You call it a surprise? I think it's more like a shock."
"Let's make a bet!" I said, "I can bet you three million."
"..." Fushiguro Shier was silent for a moment, then said, "This is not necessary."
"But if you insist on thinking so, I'll go with you to see it tonight," he said, "to break your fantasy."
"By the way." At this point, he casually threw a heavy paper bag into my arms, "This is your birthday present."
"Take it."
"What's in it?" The paper bag was about twice as big as usual, and it felt like it weighed at least two or three pounds. I curiously opened it and saw stacks of neatly arranged envelopes inside.
...Is it another expired betting ticket? If it happened tonight, I would really kill him.
"The Chanyuan family sent this as a tribute to the head of the family in the first half of this year." He half leaned lazily on the railing and said nonchalantly, "The total is 25.3 million. I'll give you half of it, which means 12.15 million, all yours."
"Eh?" I was startled, then smiled in confusion, "Teacher Fushiguro, this is your money, why are you giving it to me? I'm not the head of the Zenin family."
"I told you I'm not short of money." He glanced at me and said, "Just think of it as me kidding."
Wow, this is more than 10 million, and you just handed it to me like that. You are completely different now, like you have been reborn and become a completely different person!
"Mr. Fushiguro." I said to him, holding the bag with some emotion, "Actually, even..."
For a moment, I was almost moved to the point of telling him everything, intending to just go after Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.
Then, the next second——
“There’s a lot of money in this, right?”
"Yeah." I nodded.
"You're touched, right?" he asked me.
"I am very touched." This is the charm of money! Even though I am no longer a poor person, I still cannot escape its temptation.
"You think I'm the best person in the world, right?"
"what?"
"Right?" He shook the paper bag and asked with more emphasis, "A good man."
"Yes, you are a good man." I nodded to him a little slowly and forced a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Fushiguro."
"Then you should show some expression."
"Huh?" I was stunned.
"Come on." He said, holding up his phone and turning on the recording mode. "Be a spoiled child and say thank you to Brother Fushiguro. I am a rare good person in the world. You admire me very much. In the future, you will definitely listen to my opinions with great conviction and will never refute anything."
"From noon on June 2019, 6..." He looked at his watch and said, "It will officially take effect at 24:11:32 noon."
I:"……"
The emotion was like being flushed down the toilet, sliding down the sewer into an indescribable abyss.
Go to hell with letting Fushiguro Shigeki go. I want him to die socially so that even fifty years later when he thinks back on this day, he will still regret it to the point where it cannot be any longer.
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