mtlumby2d Chapter 158 Are there any problems with flowers, don't they know?
Chapter 158 Are there any problems with flowers, don't they know?
"Unless you let me see it first, this thing is not guaranteed to be authentic!"
As Lu Sumu said so, he pointed his finger at the jury elders in minutes.
Old guys want to see him play?
Hmph, his plays are not so easy to watch.
Get down honestly and play with him!
"Lend me your flowers for fun. I want to ask them some questions first! If I can get the correct answers to the questions I ask, then I believe that your way of interrogating is reasonable."
Hearing this, the elders were all stunned.
An inexplicable and absurd feeling filled their hearts.
What is this called?
They were only here for the jury, so why did they become tools for Lu Sumu's teasing!
The elder immediately refused, saying: "Little friend, please respect us old people, everyone in Sushenzong, and yourself more! Forgive us for not agreeing to such absurd things."
"What do you mean? Do you think Su Shenzong's interrogation method is absurd?"
Lu Sumu knows how to catch people's pigtails.
He "tsk tsk tsk" a few times, and said, "It's hard for me to find something reliable even if you think it's absurd."
The elder was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick: "This statement is wrong! I'm not saying that the interrogation method is absurd, I'm saying..."
When he was stuttering, Lu Sumu immediately caught up with him.
"Are you saying that Sushenzong is absurd? Yes, I also think it is absurd. It is so presumptuous for people to come to the border of Muling Mountain to interrogate Qingming Mountain."
The Great Elder was about to become pregnant by him.
Why is this kid so fond of talking nonsense?
The old man clearly didn't mean that!
After all, Muling Mountain is a place mostly populated by civilians, it cannot be compared with Qingming Mountain, let alone has the power to contend with Su Shenzong.
How dare he offend Su Shenzong?
Lu Sumu sighed, and looked at the second elder again.
The second leader was startled, and hurriedly said: "Little friend! Let's talk about what you want to do. If you can solve the problem peacefully, the old man will naturally be willing to cooperate."
He knows the current affairs better than the Great Elder.
Unfortunately, in the original plot, there is almost no scene about the second elder.
Lu Sumu shook his head with a smile, and quickly turned his attention to the Ninth Elder.
This one is his target.
The Ninth Elder didn't speak the whole time, just squinted his eyes slightly, and fiddled with the Buddhist beads in his hand calmly.
"Little friend, what can you do?"
"It's nothing! I just want to invite the Ninth Elder to play with me. The Ninth Elder won't refuse, right?"
"I am not afraid of the shadow slanting, of course I will not refuse."
The Ninth Elder is the one with the highest cultivation base among this group of elders, and he is also the most valuable.
He didn't think that Lu Sumu, who had only met him once, could know any of his secrets.
So, he stretched out his hand calmly, and put his fingers among the petals of the divination flower.
"Little friend, you can ask now. As a senior, I will know everything without saying anything."
The Ninth Elder remained calm for a minute.
After Lu Sumu stroked his chin and looked at him for a while, the Ninth Elder was not so calm.
"Little friend, ask."
Lu Sumu smiled and said, "Then, may I ask the Ninth Elder, have you ever slept with the Third Aunt of the First Elder?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
Ninth Elder's eyes, which had been squinting all the time, opened slightly.
At this time, the divination flower was biting his finger, as long as he dared to lie, his finger would be bitten off immediately!
The First Elder looked at the silent Ninth Elder with a suspicious look: "Old Ninth, you and Ali..."
The Ninth Elder remained silent.
Which of the other elders present didn't know that Ali was the heart of the Great Elder?
Almost everyone has seen the humble appearance of the First Elder serving tea and water for Ali, and asking about her health. They have also seen Ali twisting her waist, carrying a vegetable basket, and delivering snacks to the First Elder.
The current situation is too embarrassing!
"Elder Ninth, silence cannot solve the problem."
Hongdou hurriedly reminded.
"If you don't tell the answer, your fingers will also be bitten off!"
The Ninth Elder was sweating profusely, and the Buddhist beads in his hand no longer moved.
He could only reply in a very weak voice: "Sleep, sleep is sleep...but it was an accident!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a muffled crackling sound from the petals, and blood dripped slowly along the petals.
"You lied, you lied!"
The Great Elder is going crazy.
He grabbed Lao Jiu's collar and punched him on the bridge of the nose.
"Old Jiu, you bastard! How many times have you slept with my wife? Tell me, tell me, you shameless..."
Seeing that the situation became chaotic, Lu Sumu looked at another disturbed guy, who was the son-in-law of the Ninth Elder.
Lu Sumu picked up the flower pot and came to him: "Can I talk to you too?"
"No! I don't want to play this kind of thing! I..."
Before he could escape, the murderous eyes of the Ninth Elder had already fixed on him.
Enduring the pain in his fingers, he pushed away the crazy elder, came to his son-in-law, grabbed his son-in-law's hand, and stuffed it into the petals.
The Ninth Elder sneered and looked at Lu Sumu: "How can you not play? Come, little friend, ask him!"
"Actually, I don't have anything to ask, just one question."
Lu Sumu pondered for a moment intentionally.
"Dare to ask this elder brother, have any stories that shouldn't have happened between you and the concubines of the other elders?"
As soon as the words fell, the ferocious eyes of those elders also stared at them.
"No! How could it be! How dare I? I..."
click-
The petals mercilessly bit off his finger.
……
Seeing the situation getting out of control, not to mention everyone in Qingming Mountain, even the well-informed Su Shenzong were also dumbfounded.
What is this called!
Lu Sumu, what are you doing? !
Why did he drag so many people into the water!
"Actually, I don't think you guys should fight any more. There is obviously something wrong with this flower. Is there any point in fighting to the death for such a problematic flower?"
Lu Sumu sat on the mountain and watched the tigers fight, and now he finally exposed his fundamental purpose of organizing this farce.
Hearing what he said, the elders slowly calmed down.
Is there anything wrong with this flower, can they not know?
However, right now, if they recognize the flower as no problem, it will be like throwing dung on themselves.
Mu Lingshan's interpersonal relationship is so chaotic, do you want to mess it up if you talk about it?
"Yes! I think what Xiaoyou said is right." The Fifth Elder immediately stood up and echoed Lu Sumu's words: "In the end, this flower is just a plant infected by demonic nature. How can we judge our human race?"
Hongdou froze for a moment.
No, no, what are they talking about...
How did the situation become like this!
Lu Sumu already had the winning ticket in his hands, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I suggest that Miss Hongdou change the way of investigating the case, and don't use such weird things."