Chapter 307 Xu Zhi: I do!
Chapter 307 Xu Zhi: I do!
This battle with netizens.
Hao Dou was completely defeated and fled with his tail between his legs.
Hao Dou was tired.
Hao Dou felt uncomfortable and wanted to cry.
Collapse, unwillingness.
He's also a dog.
After thinking about it, I finally came up with a way to vent my anger, which is to find someone to take the blame for me.
The solution is there, but the person...
Lu Ling? He didn't dare.
Chi Xian'an? I can't afford to offend him either.
Gu Nianchen and Lu Yanyan? Never mind, these two idiots are already miserable enough.
Even Hao Dou couldn't bear it.
The only targets left were Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi.
These two people... ?
No? Hao Dou suddenly realized a problem.
These two idiots have a low sense of presence recently?
It's not low, it's not at all.
He almost forgot about these two idiots.
What are you doing? Are you just waiting to die?
Hao Dou summed it up in one word: scoundrel.
Yes, Ling Yueer and Xu Zhi have been the main characters of this variety show recently.
He is too lazy, just eating and waiting to die every day, and he doesn't know how to work hard at all.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt at a loss. Hao Dou angrily opened the WeChat group.
Start tagging people and editing information.
Write and delete, delete and write.
Two minutes later, everyone in the group saw a message.
Some people were confused, some were gloating, and some were just watching the show.
There are also people who are overwhelmed.
Hao Dou: [@Ling Yue'er @Xu Zhi, you two need to work harder. You two have been disappointing lately.]
[Look at you two, they're on the trending search list every day. What's that? Traffic, popularity? What about you two?]
[I almost forgot about you two. Oh, please, can you please try harder so I can see you?]
[Don't say you're not talented enough, but how talented is Lu Yanyan? She's been on a lot of trending searches, generating a lot of buzz, and her livestream has even reached third place in terms of online viewers!]
Ling Yue'er: [……]
Xu Zhi: [……]
Lu Yanyan: [Hao Dou, you are sick, why are you saying that to me?]
Hao Dou: [(O_o)??@Lu Yanyan, I'm praising you, can't you hear it?]
Lu Yanyan: [……]
I can’t hear it.
Hao Dou: [Eye-rolling emoticon!]
Hao Dou didn't want to pay attention to Lu Yanyan and continued to bombard Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi.
@Lingyueer @Xuzhi, what are you two saying? Do you want to just sit around and wait for death on my variety show? I don't agree!
[Hurry up! You two must hurry up!]
Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi: [……]
Hao Dou continued to chatter.
Ling Yue'er really couldn't bear to listen anymore.
I opened Xu Zhi’s WeChat and sent him a private message to complain.
Doudou seems to be seriously ill today.
Xu Zhi: [Of course not.]
Ling Yue'er: [This is so funny! They want us to be on the trending search list, but how do we do that?]
[We also want to go, but what can we do if we can’t? ]
Xu Zhi: [Yes!]
Ling Yue'er: [Is it that easy to get on the trending search? ]
Xu Zhi: [That’s right!]
Ling Yue'er: [We're not those two crazy, crazy, or ruthless people.]
Xu Zhi: [That’s right!]
Ling Yue'er: [He's been babbling again, constantly tagging us. What can we do if we don't have any attention?]
[Could it be that just to get some buzz, to get on the trending search, we both went to make an official announcement?]
Xu Zhi subconsciously: [Okay! ]
Ling Yue'er: [???]
【What's good? 】
Xu Zhi said: [Official announcement is good, I do! ]
Ling Yue'er's cheeks suddenly felt hot, and she could hardly believe her eyes.
For a moment, I didn't know whether I was more nervous or excited.
I don’t know whether the other party is joking or not.
For a long time, she didn't know what to reply.
As for Xu Zhi, no one knew what was going on and he didn't send any more messages.
What Ling Yue'er didn't know was that he had actually been waiting.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, there was still no message.
Xu Zhi was so nervous that sweat broke out on his forehead.
This is indeed a bit abrupt.
It's really inappropriate.
Ling Yue'er might be angry, what should I do?
At this moment, the phone vibrated.
Ling Yue'er: [What do you want? Xiao Zhizi, you shouldn't joke around like that.]
Xu Zhi: “!!!!”
He stood up nervously and typed frantically.
I'm not kidding, I'm serious, I really do.
【Will you give me a chance? 】
Ling Yue'er's eyes suddenly widened.
At that moment, she thought Xu Zhi was probably crazy.
Ling Yueer started typing: [Xiao Zhizi, you scared me...
I deleted it and rewrote: [What if I take your joke seriously?
It’s still inappropriate, so I deleted it again.
Re-enter: [What do you mean by "are you willing"? It's like I'm proposing to you...
If it still doesn’t work, delete it again.
Re-enter: [You mean, to deal with Hao Dou, we should hype up our relationship? And then untie it later?]
Xu Zhi replied immediately: [This is not speculation, this is real, I won’t unbind it.]
Then, he sent another message, "Bound for life, I'm serious."
At this moment, Xu Zhi hated himself for being so stupid.
I really don’t know what to say?
However, now that I have started, I am afraid of missing out if I don’t say it out loud.
So he had no choice but to keep sending messages to express his determination, and he was so excited that he didn't even know what he was saying.
[We haven't known each other for long, so you might think this is sudden, but I'm really not impulsive.]
[Uh...I don't know how to say it either.]
[I was too impulsive when I made the official announcement. I take it back. Take your time. I'll make sure you understand my feelings, okay?]
Ling Yue'er saw the word 'take it back.'
[No, why did you take it back? Can you do it, Xiao Zhizi?]
Xu Zhi: “!!!”
I can do it, of course I can do it.
Xu Zhi: [Take a photo and send it to me.]
Ling Yue'er: [? Now?]
【right. 】
[It's already this late, and I'm not wearing any makeup and pajamas.]
【It’s okay, take a picture for me. 】
[Really?]
【Uh-huh. 】
Ling Yue'er suddenly felt very hot, and her face turned slightly red.
She took a deep breath and turned on the camera, switching it to selfie mode.
I took a photo and sent it to Xu Zhi.
Xu Zhi's message came quickly and he sent a picture.
To be precise, it is a screenshot of a Weibo editing message.
The above is the official announcement copy edited by him.
Ling Yue'er covered her mouth in surprise.
At this time, Xu Zhi's message came again.
[Is this okay? ]
Ling Yue'er: "!!!"
She was scared.
Ling Yue'er was so scared that she threw herself onto the big bed, lying on it in a spread-eagle position and screaming.
Then he rolled over and screamed again.
Cover your face!
Rub your hair!
Kicking and screaming.
"Ah ah ah ah ah--"
Ling Yue'er didn't know that during the two minutes when she was jumping and screaming, Xu Zhi thought of countless possibilities.
I was so anxious that I could hardly breathe.
Then, he carefully sent another message.
Xu Zhi: [Is it okay?]
Ling Yue'er: "Ahhhhhhhh..."
I was so excited that I couldn't calm down at all.
However, the message sent was very cold.
[Yes, that's correct.]
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